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Review of Bizarre Uproar “Triumph” 2xCS+book

5 January 2011 2,042 views No Comment

From Plague Haus:

When I’m having a bad day in the cubicle jungle, I find myself strolling on into the boss’ office, not with an AK-47, but one the latest in my arsenal of BU releases, cranking it to 10, turning over his shelves, smashing him over the head with his laptop and shitting on his desk. If the government really wanted to get the Ewoks spilling their guts at Guantanamo Bay, they wouldn’t be playing any wimpy NIN shit.

I could go track by track and bore us both. Roaring static, raging feedback, hardcore junk damage and the occasional screamed vocal about covers it. With titles like “Hate Metal”, “I Will Cut Your Fuckin’ Head Off” and “Blood Enema Humiliation”…you get the idea. Most of the tracks here are previously released and long out of print. They were remastered especially for this release by label owner Ben Brucato. I have friends and co-workers freak out when they catch me listening to this. Why? Because “Triumph” would be the true definition of Satanic noise. If Lucifer is the rebel angel, what could be more rebellious than the antithesis of music? Certainly not some drivel from a corpse-painted kid or pompous symphonic shite. Welcome to Ninth Circle Radio. Some are just good at what they do and you know they’d being doing it regardless if someone was listening or not. I know it’s real and I can only imagine the circumstances of its creation. Fuck off.

Packaged in a black plastic bag, just like the porn in your local EZ-Mart, the tapes come with a couple of stickers and 24 page glossy cover booklet with 10 two-page spreads of insane BU collage art. Mr. & Mrs. Bizarre are featured in various displays of scat, erotic asphyxiation and humiliation sharing the pages with gas masks, Nazis and nasty medical conditions. By now I’ve seen Pasi’s bruised and shit-stained ass so many times I’m beginning to get turned on by it. Of all the releases I bought in 2008, the best packaged were BU. An excellent release not to be missed.

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